was a few other cab drivers hanging around as well.
- One night Panda was having a tea break in his regular shop. There
Penguin was having a coffee.
“Hey, Panda ,look at this guy outside ,he’s walking like me “, says Penguin.
Panda looks out the window and sees the guy, a man in his 50 s.
“The way he’s walking can only mean 2 things “,says Panda.
“Yes, either he has a bad back like me or he’s shit in his jocks “, says Penguin.💩
The Guy stands at the door of the shop.
He beckons Penguin over.
Penguin and the guy have a brief chat.👥
Penguin comes over to Panda and tells him the guy has indeed shit himself.💩
“He wants me to drop him home and he’ll give me 50 euro ,What do you think?”, says
Penguin.
“Rather you than me”, says Panda as he gagged.
“Ah, feck it, it’s quiet now and the smell won’t bother me too much “, says Penguin.👃
With that the Penguin buys a a roll of black bags and puts them all over his seat.
The Penguin and the guy jump into the Taxi
Penguin has his head out the window as he drives up the road.
All the Drivers were in stitches laughing at him.😂
About 10 minutes later ,as Panda is leaving the shop, Down the road comes Penguin.
He jumps out of the Taxi gagging and his eyes all watery.😰
“Where’s the Guy?”, says Panda.
“Ah, feck that, I only got up the road and I think he soiled himself again ,the smell was horrendous”,says Penguin.
“I threw him out and gave him back his money , he’s like a brown Penguin now”, says the Penguin.
“You’re something else , Penguin “, says Panda as he gets into his Taxi in stitches.
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